Karaoke first hit the scene in the early 1970s after a Japanese musician recorded a tape of backing music for a wealthy businessman to sing along to with friends at a bar. Realizing how lucrative his idea could be, Daisuke Inoue designed the worldâs first karaoke machine, Juke 8, and the rest is history.
More than five decades later, karaoke has cemented itself as a timeless form of entertainment (and embarrassment) for singers of all skill levels. But anyone who's humiliated themselves with a microphone in hand understands that there are certain songs that should be avoided.
CTVNews.ca spoke with two singing experts â a veteran karaoke host of 28 years and a University of Toronto vocal instructor â to identify 10 songs that should be on everyoneâs karaoke blacklist.
Toronto-based karaoke host Jason Rolland
âMy Heart Will Go Onâ by Celine Dion
This sappy love ballad was the karaoke song-du-jour in 1997, when fans of the epic romance âTitanicâ tried (and often failed) to imitate Celine Dionâs powerful bow-gripping performance.
âThere was a time when I literally had to argue with people every night because someone would sing it within the first half hour of the night, and someone else would ask to sing it later,â he said. âIt was the go-to diva song.â
Its popularity has died down since then, but the tune remains on Rollandâs list of banned songs.
âThe main thing is, itâs a room sucker. It just clears the energy right out of the room.â
âBaby Got Backâ by Sir Mix A Lot
Thereâs one important rule about rap songs, Rolland says: the words go fast, so you have to know them before they hit the screen. âBaby Got Backâ is a crowd-pleaser, but Rolland says few people actually know the song.
âIâve searched high and low for a good version of it where the words load ahead of time, but it doesnât exist,â Rolland said.
For those looking for a smoother rap song with a slower tempo, Rolland suggests something by Drake.
âBohemian Rhapsodyâ by Queen
There are certain songs that Rolland says he simply wonât play, ever. Bohemian Rhapsody is near the top of that list.
âItâs just so overdone,â he said. âNinety-eight per cent of the time itâs by a group of drunken idiot kids that they canât sing.â
âKissâ by Prince
Princeâs death in April prompted plenty of requests for hits like âPurple Rainâ and â1999,â but Rolland says most people donât realize how difficult it can be to recreate Princeâs signature falsetto.
âItâs because heâs got such a massive range, people donât realize how low he sings and how high he sings,â he said. âPeople go and try to do it and say, âI canât hit those notes.â
Any musical theatre showtunes
Musical theatre junkies might think their word-for-word knowledge of the âWickedâ soundtrack will impress the crowd, but Rolland says it usually leaves most audiences perplexed.
âItâs talking and dialogue. Thereâs no context for it,â he said. âA lot of the time, if (audience members) havenât seen the show and (they) donât know what the show is about, they go, 'What is this about?' They stop paying attention. They get up and leave.â
University of Toronto vocal instructor and singing coach Mark Daboll
âYou Oughta Knowâ by Alanis Morrissette
âJagged Little Pillâ by Alanis Morissette is among the best-selling records of all time. But the albumâs barn-burning breakup hit, âYou Oughta Know,â is riddled with musical landmines â particularly in the chorus.
Daboll says the song begins âspeaky-talkyâ with a rapid-fire string of lyrics that must be âsputtered out very quickly.â
âWhen itâs time to get into the chorus, it gets really shouty and screamy and very uncomfortable on the vocal cords. Even though the range is very wide, itâs not really that high. But you get that impression from the way Alanis sings it that it is,â he said
For die-hard Alanis fans who canât resist an attempt, Daboll suggests keeping the vocal cords relaxed throughout the song to avoid sounding shrill.
âTotal Eclipse of the Heartâ by Bonnie Tyler
Daboll calls this 1983 hit âiconicâ but says itâs âpotentially screamyâ if a singer doesnât consciously plan their vocal approach.
The hardest part, he says, is when the song veers into powerhouse territory with the line âAnd I need you now tonight / And I need you more than ever.â
âThe problem is (most singers) will physically push to get that air out. You donât want to push on your vocal cords because that kind of volume production is expensive, it really costs you on your vocal cords, and it doesnât sound very beautiful,â Daboll said. âIt can make you burst a blood vessel.â
âIf I Could Turn Back Timeâ by Cher
There are some artists whose songs can be sung in various vocal styles. Cher is not one of those artists, Daboll says.
âYou canât get up and sing a Cher song without sounding like her. Itâs just one of those types of voices,â he said.
To pull off Cherâs 1989 hit âIf I Could Turn Back Time,â Daboll has a step-by-step method to copying Cherâs unmistakeable timbre.
âWhen I imitate Cher, I slightly constrict the throat and I really narrow my mouth opening,â Daboll explained. âI bring the corners of the mouth closer together, almost like trumpet lips, and I slightly constrict the throat ⌠Itâs just a very narrow channel. You hear her timbre, and then you just let something fall out of you.â
âChandelierâ by Sia
Sia is one of the toughest modern artists to sing along to, Daboll says, and most problems arise from her unique vocal creaks and fries.
âClearly, a lot of people want to sing this song, but it is riddled with pitfalls, the worst of which is the mono-pitch, speaky-talky approach at the beginning of the song. Itâs full of dangerous stylisms,â he said.
When most amateurs attempt to copy Siaâs âcroakyâ sounds â particularly at the âone-two-three, one-two-three-threeâ portion of the song â Daboll says they ârub their (vocal) cords together like sandpaper,â which can be painful for both singer and audience.
âHopefully you have nice friends who wonât condemn you for giving it your best shot,â he said.
âWithout Youâ by Air Supply
This popular karaoke song originally recorded by the rock group Badfinger â which has been covered by dozens of artists including Mariah Carey and Shirley Bassey â has a âslightly overproducedâ sound common in the 1980s that can be difficult to capture in karaoke, Daboll says.
The start of the song is relatively easy, but the chorus can become âa shouty screamfestâ if a singer approaches it with tight vocal cords, Daboll said.
âThe idea is that you should imagine that your vocal cords feel as loose when you go up high as they do when youâre lower,â he said.